So it’s offical I’m now 25….
yes a quarter of a century ago on this day at about 11:30 my mom was sitting at home and reading a trashy romance novel, eating reese’e peices and drinking a coke slurpee thinking about her beautiful baby girl that was going to be born in late november when all of a sudden her chair was soaked. “Damn” she thought “I must have spilled the slurpee” but on further inspection she hadn’t spilled any thing and the fuild was warm and slightly gooey… panic filled her mind “that’s from ME”. She slowly stood and called for my dad.
“GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARY!” ten minutes later my dad was driving like a crazy drunk bat out of hell toward the Petoskey Memorial Hospital. Arriving at the ER at 11:59 my mom slamed open the doors of the waiting roome with a scream filled half with agony :SHE’S COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING”
The receptionist tried explaining to mom that i wasn’t due for another two months and a week, to which my mom responded with “Explain that to her cause she’s coming out NOW right NOW !” and sure enough my head was starting to protrude the recption ran for a doctor and at 12:01 in the afternoon I was born in the waiting room, the doctor arriving just in time to help me the rest of the way out(I was 3/4th the way out by time he got there)
I was wisked right away to surgery to close up an underformed stomach and lived in and incubator for three weeks.
when I finally arrived home I was much much too small for my crib at 7.75 inches and 4.75 pounds my very first crib was my father old size 14 shoe box, I was then later transfered to a rectangular laundry basket and finally my crib.
The diagnosis were very dim for me, it appeared I was probally going to be very sick most of my like very thin and most likely only grow to 5 feet max
well now, I’m rarely sick and was the same way when I was a kid and I’m 6’2″ and about ***This has been censored by the american fat assocation*** pounds deffinately not any of the things that was said be bestowed on me.
So also on saturday I met up with Jennie and we headed down to Los Altos to see the ever fabulous YARN HARLOT!!! and it was amazing and she even knew about my podcast and made me blush sooooooo much, it was alot of fun. I gave her a present of some hand dyed alpacha that ryan sent me from NZ. So she was speaking at Full Thread Ahead which wins the prize so far for the best business card for a yarn shop… A Emory Board with their information printed on it… no more snagging yarn and you can find more yarn….
and when I was there I found evil delicious yummy yarn 100% silk fingering yarn it was like 56 dollars for 666 yard(see I told you it was evil)i want it sooooo badly… If anyone is feeling generous I really like the colourways gypsy rose, and northern lights(wink, wink)(nudge, nudge).
Brooklynne
P.S. sorry about the last post I couldn’t help it I LOVE practical jokes!!!









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