Archive for December, 2006

I’ve gone plumb crazy

I think I want to do the Aids Life Cycle, its a 7 day bike ride from
630am to 700pm totallying in 600miles… You have to raise a mininum of
2500 dollars….

I really want to do it despite:
1- I don’t own a bike
2- I’m really out of shape(besides the round one I fit that shape well)
3 – I would need to start massively training in a gym starting like um
monday but have not funds for a gym membership
4 – did I mention I was out of shape

Despite these 4 things I really want to do this

Btw riding a bike in the city seems out of the question obviously maybe
ill try to goto the east bay to ride…..

Anyone know of a good cheap gym??
Brooklynne

52 good things…

I’ve decided to go through and list 52 things that make me happy 2 for
each letter of the alphabet

WARNING THIS IS KIND OF LONG

Apple pie – made two of them on tuesday apple pie is soo yummy
Angora – fuzzy warm soft and aroable enough said
Birth – I witnessed my sisters birth and this was the most beautiful
amzing thing ever I have participated in 35 animal births in my life and
they are just as amazing
Babies – I turn into a puddle of goo around babies I can’t wait to have
one myself
Chocolate – do I need to explain?
Choruses – I can’t sing but I love pretending I can, I also love going
to chorus concerts
Dalmations – something about those spots get me
Dinner – I loved food, for my family this meal was mid afternoon(the
eveaning meal was called supper)
Electricity – it simple amazes me and makes me dumbfounded all the time
Electrolysis – slowly one zap at a time making my skin smoother and
smoother
First steps – specifically a babies first step is amazing and beautiful
Friends – special and sweet and supportive
Giggles – whether they are the giggles of an excited baby, and shy
school girl, or a femme partially seduced giggles are glorious
Gnomes – how can you not love gnomes?
Heathers – this movies is just wow!
Home – my home is never where I think it is but when I find it I am so
happy
Infants – okay so I’m cheating a touch but I love babies enough to be
mentioned twice
Inch worms – gosh they crack me up I dunno why but they do
Jokes – corny ones, dirty ones, knock knock ones I love jokes
‘Jammas – specificaally my batman ones I hade when I was a kid you know
the ones they could also be halloween costumes
Knitting – do I need to explain?
Kitsch – show me a cookie jar shaped like carmen miranda, or a
chrocheted swan full of plastic fruit and boy am I a happy kid
Lunch I love food any time of the day(ps it was called dinner in my
family)
Le Tigre – decepticon makes me shake my booty
Marshmallow sauce – I work in an ice cream shop gosh do I LOVE
marshmallow sauce its amazing
Maternity – I love pregnant women/men/people I dunno why but they put a
smile on my face and instantly put me in a happy mood
Nutella – ohhh yum yum yum so goooood
Noise – I’d rather it be noisy than quiet I almost always have music
playing
Onions – when I was little I’d dig up wild onions and wipe them off on
my pants and eat them
Orchids – one of my favorite flowers so pretty
Pregnancy – saw that one coming didn’t you, yes I’m rather obsessed with
this fact of life, might have to do with the fact that I can’t partake
in it, or just cause it astounds me how it can all happen
Pop tarts – I love the brown cinnamon ones they are great for on the
go… I never toast them..(this tied with patches I LOVE patches)
Queers – god I love queers, I love being queer, I even love the word
queer
Quilts – I love the ones my grandmother made, and I love the ones I’m
learning to make
Ryan – he’s a kiwi, he’s also the sweetest, smartest, sexiest, smartest,
friend, person, and boy I know
Rugby – if I didn’t get to bash other girls around on the field I dunno
what my sanity would be like…
Seduction – I love to seduce, I don’t even care if I’m successful it
just love the art, flipping ones hair over one shoulder as one bends
over to align the seams of ones stalkings………
Supper – I love food….
Tim Tams – the best cookie to ever exist (one of the reasons Ryan is so
great is he sends me tim tams)
Theatre – I’m a big theatre geek I love musicals, and plays I used to
costume design shows and I kinda want to do it again so if you know of a
middle or high school drama group who needs a costume designer let me
know…
Umbrellas – I used to pretend I was mary poppins when I was younger I
got made fun of a lot but I didn’t care
Ulysses – I really liked this book, mostly I wanted to be circe, she was
awesome
Vagina monologues – three years ago I was in the UC berkley VM I read my
own monologue about being a transwomyn
Victorian times – my degree(worthless piece of paper) is in victorian
costume and culture.
Warmth – I hate HATE being cold I’d rather be too hot than too cold
Womyn – all my best friends are womyn, I like having womyn around me
Xena – I know I’m such a dyke…
X-men – GEEK ALERT!!!!!
Ziplocks – great for food, knitting projects, sex toys and MORE
Zotz – these candies from my youth were sour and had a fizzy zzzzizzy
stuff inside…

There ya go 52 things that help me get up everymorning… What’s
yours???
Brooklynne

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