Dear Brooklynne,

Staying up till 4am everynight reading Grey’s Anatomy Message Boards and forums is not productive…. No not by any stretch, mauling, or distortion of the definiton, so stop trying to stretch, maul, and distort the definition. Also winding skiens into balls of yarn is not knitting OR working on the patterns for your book, all 40+ skiens of yarn that you own DO NOT need to be balled up NOW. Yes I know math makes your head hurt, your the one who decided to do a book. Yes I know your tired, stop staying up till four am reading about Addison and if she will get her own spin-off and who else from the current show will go with her, also while your at it stop drooling over Kate Walsh, its also not productive…. Now its only two am and since YOU screwed up your damn sleep schedule you have two hours till bed time…. No that does not mean you have two hours to check the huge list of blogs you read whom you know did not post since midnight PST…. Get out your notebook and start doing that damn math and finish your damn patterns so you get them test knit, then get damn samples knit and finally get that damn book published!!!! Now go push publish and KNIT OR DO PATTERN WORK NOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,
Your Inner Drill Sargent

Dear local friends,

I need to go out on a date, you know those things that you go on to meet new people, maybe have dinner, or movies…. Possibly get laid… Feel free to set me up on a blind date or some such thing…

Sincerely,

Brooklynne

Dear readers,

Sorry this is so long of a post, I’ll keep this short, sign up for the Theme Dye Swap , make sure to tell people about the Theme Dye Swap , or even write a wonderful blog post or get a friend to write a post about the Theme Dye Swap !!!!! So I leave you now with pictures of my current sweater project it is a pattern for the book!!

Sincerely,

Brooklynne